Finger day

On october 15 you can go around and finger girls

On finger dayYou walk around in school and you put your finger in her

by gamergirl32 October 12, 2019

Abass day

On October 3

Om october 3 is Abass day

by anonymous September 26, 2021

squinty day

Take a toke and drive

Then you'll find that like I have

it is Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

Post Smoking Eyes

it is

Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

by mickeydelphino March 29, 2008

Cat Day

An alternative to traditional "sick days" when one is expected to be medically impaired. Cat Days are appropriate when an employee needs time away from work, but to take multiple naps, lay in the sun, and stretch frequently without exertion.

After 3 weeks of working on the project, I couldn't stand going back into the office; I had to take a Cat Day.

by JohnnyBmostlygood October 25, 2019

Day Two

The opposite of Day One. A company, friendship, or life that was once young and full of potential but is now in stasis. Decline always follows.

You used to be my Day One, but lately I've been feeling you're more Day Two.

by Hop Bloc April 17, 2017

banana day

the 23rd of august

some retards think banana day is on the 22nd, but actually its on the 23rd.

by bananatrophy August 24, 2008

elk day

When a whining bitch is having a bad day.

"Hi I am jo the slut, im having an elk day so fuck off and do my dishes" - Jo

by Jeremy Peter May 10, 2006