Dad

Mostly called a Father, but is usually a Farter.

My Dad is a champion of the World Farting Contest.

by cursorguy December 18, 2021

Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it

*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(

by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024

dad sit

when one is feeliong overwhelmed (usually in a happy manner) and doesnt know how to express their emotions

person: “did u hear shawn mendes’ new album? deadass dad sit.”

by spongebob4646 June 12, 2018

Dad

A man that once had a son. A dishonorable man that may or may not be gone faster than you can say “we’re out of milk”

My Dad went to get the milk, I guess the line must be very long.
Step-Daddy stop, please.

by Pappy tism February 10, 2025

deadbeat dad

when he went to the store to buy milk 15 years ago

my deadbeat dad went to the store 15 years ago and hasn't got back yet.

by big wock November 1, 2018

Dad Sandwich

A sad sandwich made from the two crust ends of a loaf of sliced bread.

No one left me any food, but at least I can make a Dad Sandwich from what's left of that empty bag and resume contemplating suicine.

by RuralFervor February 10, 2022

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback

U habe o milk

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback with the milk

by urmomissofattts October 28, 2022