banana job

when you very passionately masturbate with a banana, usually the banana is still green, if it gets too ripe it could be a little mushy. thats not always enjoyably. you like to have a nice first banana

my boyfriend gave me a great banana job last night.

banana job by oliveowl June 6, 2014

banana republic of america 

Something Americans say when they're butthurt their team lost the election.

banana republic of america Note that this is a populist statement and as such it usually appears without context or justification (except for with other populist statements which also do not have context or justification).

banana republic of america by AzureDown December 15, 2020

Chiquita banana 

A "costume" or more appropriately - One of the hottest female costumes ever, when accompanied with a belly dance.

Whose your favorite belly dancer? Chiquita Banana

Chiquita banana by tehGuyThatCanwill January 7, 2011

Blak Banana Mafia

Criminal organization made up of displaced Haitian immigrants after the 1-12-2010 earthquake that struck Port-au-Prince. With connections still in Haiti they run guns and drugs and take care of anyone in their way. Chapters, as they call them, have sprouted up in New Orleans, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Seattle, Kansas City, Chicago, Miami, Key West, New York. When the state penitentiary crumbled many high profile criminals escaped and now run Chapters in American cities. Due to discrimantion they have turned extremely violent.

Don't fuck with Blak Banana Mafia

Blak Banana Mafia by Meridith Adams January 16, 2011

Shuffle the banana

Euphemism for male masturbation.

Did you ever shuffle the banana to Kelly LeBrock after seeing her in Weird Science?

Shuffle the banana by dirtymind November 9, 2007

Hoop In Doop Banana 

When an African male dances stupidly to Latino music.

"I really want my mommy, a hoop in doop banana."

Hoop In Doop Banana by mattthebatwhoeatsbabyrats December 6, 2009

banana problem 

This term is derived from the story of the little girl who knew how to spell the word “banana” but didn’t know when to stop. This often relates to constant attempts to fix a computer.

i have to banana problem your damn computer everytime i come over. you fucking n00b!

banana problem by Benji March 13, 2005