Baby Mullet

A small almost-mullet but not quite a mullet yet.
People called Cruz & Connor are common holders of the baby mullet.

"Look at the Baby Mullet on Connor!"
"Wow, it's so hot!"

by big bitch boy September 5, 2019

baby peen

A penis that would appear to belong to a baby's. Upon further inspection belongs to a teenager or adult male.

Hey ston your girlfriend elena told me you have a baby peen. Is that true? She says it's less than an inch long...

by Thomas the goat December 17, 2015

Royal Baby

A baby from royalty which without a doubt will be lifted high above the balcony while the queen sings ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE AND IT MOVES US ALL.

Twitter: You should name the royal baby ____

by hiyaitsalllama August 30, 2013

fool's baby

refers to some one whose birthday falls on April 1st, which is also April Fool's Day.

Christy is such a sweetheart! Oh, and she's a fool's baby!

by Kyle Wonder April 12, 2008

moo babies

A ghetto term for a child, animal, or relatively anything.

That girl thinks she can touch my moo babies, she best be trippin'

by xyamakunx May 13, 2010

stouffer baby

really good-looking baby

That kid is a real stouffer baby. He’s so cute you just want to poke a couple holes in him, microwave him for two minutes, and eat him with a side of garlic bread.

by Muff Crusher August 10, 2008

baby mama

The mother of an illegitimate child, often used by the father to degrade the woman.

Common: "I walked to the crib, got two kids and my baby mama late."

Kanye: "UH oh, UH oh!"

by hefdaddy August 19, 2011