today MARCH 19/ EVERYDAY = day of doug birth
happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters
happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters
by sHIT HURRICANE March 19, 2019
Get the hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUgmug. by ScandinavianSexMonster December 7, 2022
Get the Happymug. by TAKE ME 2 MY GRAVE April 3, 2017
Get the happy treesmug. A happy types is someone who gains happiness by typing. They usually sit on an electronic device all day, and are probably an aspiring writer, if not one already. Most just like to write fanfiction
"Dude, Danny's always on his computer typing all day? Does he even get any sleep?"
"No, he's one happy typer!"
"No, he's one happy typer!"
by Haha I evil April 21, 2022
Get the happy typermug. by MY REAL AME February 25, 2024
Get the Happymug. This is a day to appreciate your specific anyone that felt like wasted your time over the past or present. Let them know that they are great waste of time to you and other ppl. You get so attached to them that you forget they might be using you or just making you think they part of your life which they aren’t. At the end their ass gonna leave you question less and won’t even explain why or it could just be they just wanted to know for a while and have a roster.
So be safe out there king and queens 👑 !!!
STAY AWOKE ALWAYS ‼️
So be safe out there king and queens 👑 !!!
STAY AWOKE ALWAYS ‼️
Emily : hey, we should go out this Saturday to this cafe ?
John : I can’t I am going to have to study for my exam
Emily : that’s cool maybe once you’re free
John : ye for sure
Emily: …*reschedules plan*
John : left on delieverd
HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY : someone who comes in your life or a person/thing/ or anything that make u believe u wasting your value at them.
John : I can’t I am going to have to study for my exam
Emily : that’s cool maybe once you’re free
John : ye for sure
Emily: …*reschedules plan*
John : left on delieverd
HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY : someone who comes in your life or a person/thing/ or anything that make u believe u wasting your value at them.
by Purr454 April 10, 2024
Get the HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAYmug. elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....
about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
by 6*8=42 June 20, 2011
Get the Happy Vertical People Transportersmug.