Tom Moment

when you tell a joke but nobody laughs, it’s called a ‘Tom Moment’

Why is 8 scared of 7?
because 7 8 9
-‘such a Tom Moment!’

by TomAstley5 February 14, 2021

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The time of the month for a girl to know that they aren’t pregnant.

Sorry I was rude my friend Tom came into town today. I’m sorry

by Boom_dig_art February 15, 2021

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Tom. Hes the person to go to when you're upset, hes the guy who makes you look forward to each and every day. Can be shy, but once you talk to him and get to know him, he is the best comedian in the world. He will remind his girlfriend how much he loves her everyday, and will do anything for her. Loves singing, but doesnt have the confidence to do it in front of people. You feel like you need to give him the world, and everytime he smiles his adorable smile, you want to give him the biggest hug out of nowhere. I try to describe him to my friends, but no words can describe how amazing he is. I can't be certain this is all Tom's out there, but my Tom is the best out of all of them.

Thankyou Tom, for being the most perfect person in the world, and for loving me <3 :)

by Tiny_Tina February 15, 2021

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Tom Holland

The Hottest Man in the World He Gets All Pussies And All Niggers Tom Is A Fucking God

Tom Holland is really hor

by George Memeulous February 24, 2021

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tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

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