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High Speed Dude 

The most ballingest of all WARRIORS. Born from the seed of Billy Mays and forged in the fires of battle.
Cadet1: "Woah, did you see High Speed Dude just leap over the FOB?"
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."
High Speed Dude by WarriorOracle December 3, 2009
Related Words

Cannon Speener 

A person who is both high and drunk at the same time.
Joe: I went to this party and there were people there who were Cannon Speenered there. THEN it got weird.
Cannon Speener by Peter Grifinski February 12, 2010

The Speers 

Shoving a pint glass full of frozen light beer into any possible oraphus, preferably an exit hole.
"Yo get to the freezer. i want the speers within the next five minutes or I am fucking out of here"
The Speers by PhilWhite February 24, 2010

the speedy muffler 

When a man is about to recieve oral sex, he asks his partner a random question. As his partner begins to reply, the man then forces his penis into their partner's mouth unexpectedly, so as to produce muffled sounds of protest.
Cathy would not shut up earlier today, so i put her in her place with the speedy muffler.

Spite Speed 

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.
I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.
Spite Speed by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010

fee speech 

The subscription fee you pay to a blog site or BBS so you can have the privilege of blogging or posting on that site.
Sorry--I forgot to tell you it's a fee speech board.