Riding a unicycle through a minefield

Taking an extremely treacherous action with extreme consequences for the slightest mistake

Ugh, describing FATAL on YouTube is like riding a unicycle through a minefield.

by anonymous November 19, 2024

Ride the Frack

To stand barefoot while a fracking operation occurs, preferably on hardwood or grass while thoroughly altered. Feel the rollercoaster of the earth vibrating beneath your feet. It's free entertainment, enjoy the spicy air tomorrow.

After work, I go home, get high, and ride the frack.

"I will not ban fracking." - Kamala Harris, presidential debate, 2024

by MindMunger November 23, 2024

trail riding

Upon being intimate with your significant other, trail riding is when you rub your genitals between their butt cheeks.

The other day got pretty heated between Greg and I, during foreplay he began trail riding me without even asking... NOT COOL but low-key kinda liked it.

by Greg's Brother November 30, 2024

Grief Riding

When people use tragic circumstances or events to promote themselves or services

Terrible fire yesterday in town, prayers for those lost RIP

We however do have a fantastic sale on fire blankets and lawnmowers so come on down...

"Shameful he is Grief Riding"

by SP McGra December 10, 2024

Mexican basket ride

When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.

Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?

Mexican basket ride?

by Slappyhandle December 13, 2024

Go for a ride

Slang for getting laid. Frequently used as a question: "Do you want to go for a ride?"

Used in Northern Ireland and Ireland.

"Hey Tommy, do you want to go for a ride, for old time's sake?"

by Economical Positions December 17, 2024

Log ride

When you and a girl are sitting on the same toilet, while having anal sex

Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.

by Log rider January 2, 2025