Porn

porn is something you watch when you feel horny

i wanna finger my self to porn

by ladybugjune September 5, 2022

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Dieter Porn

When your friend plays 3 games at once and sleeps for 17 hours every day

Hey Kevin stop doing a Dieter Porn

by Dieter barthoiloakeus May 28, 2024

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Squidward Torture Porn

A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.

Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."

Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."

Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."

by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025

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by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

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Validation porn

Lazy, shallow, repetitive content or works that only exist to validate the pre-conceived ideals and beliefs of idiots who have radical politics or religious views as their entire personality. Is very low quality and is usually made by bitter, self-obsessed, cynical ideological zombies who use either religion or superficial traits to vindicate themselves of all personal agency.

That breadtuber’s content is just five hours of validation porn.

News outlets these days are just a bunch of validation porn.

Why can’t that loser stop making validation porn and get a real job?

by Magic Squid July 1, 2024

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