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Person who wants to suck off James Harden, since he so ass at basketball.

Turn off TNT for harden porn.

by Hard-en May 29, 2023

porn

something you will very enjoy ;)

A: ey, what ya doin?
B: pleasuring myself infront of porn
A:cool

by cockjoke May 13, 2021

Porn

The type of video that helps you with your funtime

I watched porn as I jerked off

by ToastEDM June 25, 2018

Porn

Big boobies mmmmmmm

I love to wank my tinky winky off whilst watching porn

by Blakey999 May 5, 2021

porn mouth

a phrase i came up with, used to describe satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn. for example, going to watch porn but having a bad taste in your mouth distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. when you have no distracting residual tastes in your mouth, thats porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower feeling clean and bacteria-less, or having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.

me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some onion: damn it, that’s not porn mouth.

by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022

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Hehe boy stuff

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by heheheheheheheheheh22 May 22, 2022

Gay porn

Alright lemme sum this up
Gay porn is like porn, except instead of ugly man having sex with beautiful woman, it's now ugly man having sex with, oh, another ugly man.

But dear reader
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS, THIS IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR FUCKS SAKE
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS

Ugly man 1: wanna have sex
Ugly man 2: yes
And they have sex
That's gay porn my guys!

by Freakingperson April 7, 2024