scrug nut

1. Literal: A nugget of shit or poo that clings to the hair around the anus
2. Used to describe a person who is a worthless piece of shit

1. I couldn’t shift that scrug nut, it had dried on hard
2. He is a total scrug nut

by Charlie Chikowski August 3, 2018

nut loaf

An insane person that's more than a little nuts.

Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.

by Viirin May 19, 2021

Honey nutted

When a close freind (probably named deacon) wants to nut in your cereal
(Deacon was possibly steaven newed

What? Who honey nutted in my Cheerios?

by The th0t police February 14, 2018

nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.

Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.

by Panzervarg May 18, 2010

Nut-slit

Ventilation for male genitals

"I wish I had a Nut-slit as it's too hot right now*

Or

" Come play in my Nut-slit"

by Chalet super spreader March 13, 2020

nut comfort

(A) When your underwear aren't to loose or tight.

(B) When there is enough room to spread your legs out

(A) These new underwear provide just the right amount of nut comfort

(B) The back seat of your car sucks , there's no room for nut comfort

by D. Scotty July 7, 2017

nut snuggle

Nuzzling up to a nice pair of testicles.

Amber and Stacy enjoy a nice nut snuggle with Nick.

by FloridaNickP May 23, 2016