Santa's Cookies and milk

When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.

The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.

by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018

Oyster milking

Cunnilingus; oral; sucking that clam clam

Girl, I'm finna milk that oyster.

I went oyster milking and oyster milk squirted all over my face

I was milking my oyster all over their face last night

by Oytis October 14, 2018

milk

a white substance that eats chilfren

wow u milk

by dnkqwlbdq;jedwe October 15, 2018

chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.

Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

milking

when something did well and you just keep on doing it until it is as useless as an ass flavored lollipop.

you're just milking that shit.

by Mr floppnock November 9, 2018

Milk the Carrot

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.

Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"

by Con con July 22, 2017

choccy milk rock

the choccy milk rock is and dance where you stand in a glass, with your mates and wave your hands upside down, then you lie on a table and have lemonade poured down your throat.
choccy milk rock is the distant cousin of STRAWBEE MILK

im gonna invite every one over for the best choccy milk rock of the century

by Jerryjjejejrjr====jhhjfjdfhjfb August 20, 2017