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The Mexican Boarder Crosser

The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.
Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.
by CommentBot826 September 1, 2014
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Mexican lady drama

Gossip or drama involving that you don't want to get involved in because it's dangerous. Historically involved at least two Mexican ladies of substantial age with like three strands of hair who had plenty of time to plot how to ruin someone's life.
You sure want to stay away; that's some Mexican lady drama!
by rc82 July 15, 2009
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Mexican Bumper Sticker

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on his partners ass. He then proceeds to stick a tortilla to her ass using his man glue.
by Buck Fiesta June 6, 2011
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Mexican meat shank

A Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.
I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.
by geusbshsown January 18, 2023
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Mexican Tummy Tuck

A process by which a drug trafficker swallows large quantity of illicit substances in plastic baggie or balloon for the sole purpose to transport the substances across borders for the purposes of consumption or sale.
Me and 4 buddies are heading to Mexico for that sweet Mexican Tummy Tuck.
by Chairman March 8, 2023
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Mexican after party

Diarrhea after spicy food. When your asshole is burning after you ate too much jalapeños.
Man, I can’t go out tonight, I’m having a Mexican after party.
by Limp Blitzkrieg October 7, 2020
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Mexican Vacuum Cleaner

During sex the female’s asshole will suck on the males penis super hard until it starts losing circulation, and eventually falls off
Karla gave me the phatest Mexican vacuum cleaner last night, I had to go to the hospital
by BigDaddyThiccRape May 20, 2019
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