german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.

"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."

by jtets December 10, 2013

Boston green light

A red light with no one around.

I was at the corner, waiting for the light then it became a Boston green light (vrooooooom)(bang) (ouch)

by Lobsta January 30, 2015

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Gems and Light

The unrealistic recipe for Dead Rising 2's Lightsaber ripoff.

To be more specific,gems and a flashlight.

Gems and light make wonderful patterns on the ceiling.

by OmegaSoul February 4, 2017

Triangle of light

Where thighs and hips meet in a toned body and an upside down triangle forms. One should be able to see through the space for a true Triangle.

I've been doing squats for weeks trying to get the Triangle of Light to appear

by MasqueradeJelly January 17, 2017

Mississippi street light

A burning cross

Steve woke up to find a Mississippi street light on his lawn.

by PollosHermanos April 7, 2017

Got the red light

When your partner asks you to fuck, you say this referencing that you're currently on your period. Basically saying that they have to "stop" like a red light because it's that time of the month.

Partner 1: Let's fuck tonight.
Partner 2: Not tonight, gotta take a rain check. Got the red light, so stop asking.
Partner 1: Damn...

by ShaBBBaby April 27, 2017