kelvin 

A man who loses the ability to speak around attractive women. A kelvin feels like an "absolute zero" when confronted by a hottie. Similar to melvin.

Joe: Check out that hottie over there!
Kelvin: Wow!
Hottie: Hi guys. What's up?
Kelvin: Uh, um, <alternately stares over her head and at the floor>
Hottie: Later, loser.

kelvin by bpl-nyc October 23, 2008

Kelvin 

A weird asian dude with spiky hair who uses the word bitch too much.

person 1: Dude do you know Kelvin?

person 2: Oh yeah that weird guy with the hair.

person 1: Yeah he called me a bitch yesterday!

Kelvin by stalker:P November 22, 2011

Kelvin 

a pathetic noob/creature that will listen to anything that you say. However when the Kelvin gets its mind set on you no matter how many times you beat the shit out of him/ it, it will continue to kiss your ass and blink like a faggot. Not very good at insulting or demeaning others. Known to pick fights with those who are stronger/smarter than it (meaning everyone). Has no genetailia or means of reproduction.

person: Kelvin go away
Kelvin: THATS NOT WHAT YOUR MAMMA SAID LAST NIGHT WHEN I BANGHUR I BANGHUR!!!!!!!!!!

person: Okay.... go fuck a pole
Kelvin: SURE WUTEVER U SAY (BLINK-BLINK-BLINK) >.<

Kelvin by Shit faced Cock master September 7, 2007

kevinly

Adverb: To do said action with passion and erroneousness, usually resulting in a type of unreasonable merit.

He kevinly stated his point of view on the matter, so the whole class gave him chocolate.

kevinly by See Fay November 19, 2007

Kelvin 

retard idiot

"lol sthu kelvin"
"idiot kelvin"
"tf up kelvin"

Kelvin by Anonymous40666 July 31, 2018

kevinlynn 

A bitch, can also be said as Kevin Bitch Lynn

kevinlynn by Ray October 22, 2003

kevinator 

Coiner of the word pronunciate.

Dude! Kevinator is having a cookout!

kevinator by eediot October 17, 2008