Turd Friend

Less offensive way of saying "shitty friend"

La Senorita Gato: Gahh you're such a turd friend

by P. P. Walter November 23, 2019

Side friends

Not your bestie or your real friends but someone that you hang out with when all your friends are gone. They’re kinda like side hoes

Becky: Ashley why were you talking to Samantha and Amy

Ashley: don’t worry Becky they’re just my side friends
Samantha & Amy: hey Ashley I heard that.

by Iloveolddisneymovies November 26, 2019

best friend

kunjal

Kunjal = best friend

by siya__ December 7, 2019

Bad friend

People who laugh at their friends diagnosis

They keep laughing at their friends diagnosis.their a bad friend

by RedDreams December 13, 2019

Best friend

Your favorite bitch who sends you cute boyfriend texts because your forever alone

My best friend loves sending me shit

by Iloveuinicorns December 15, 2019

Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.

Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)

by calebleo3 December 26, 2019

Friend of Epstein

A euphemism for someone who a suspected pederast or pedophile.

Fred was always dating teenage girls, so I wondered if he is a friend of Epstein.

by svenjamie December 28, 2019