Dad

Guess what you don't have one

Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭

by Hehe:P(Ijustsuckedyourdad) January 4, 2025

Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that girl last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025

boruto's dad

A MEME

in the boruto anime every one is respecting boruto beaucse of his dad naruto
thats a meme and a slang to say naruto

do you watch boruto's dad?
boruto's dad is my favorite anime

by fagottini September 7, 2017

Dad

That one person that keeps trying to find milk and never manages

-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?

-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.

by PotatoKiwiCat123 May 5, 2024

dad

someone who does not exist

let me do an impression of my dad.

*dissapears*

by nicothebitch November 28, 2021

Dad

He left to get the milk... He's not coming back sunny.

"Dad can you go get some milk."

by AndIDidThat March 30, 2024

Rich Dad Whore

A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore

Rich Dad Whore

Examples:
Reginae Carter
Ya Ya Mayweather

by Long Dick Chris November 25, 2020