Beer Fruit

A person who is gay about beer and has to add the likes of said beer to a forum while ignoring their friends company.for 5 minutes

Oh look Nhuk tried a new beer and now he has to go post it in Untappd, what a beer fruit.

by Rayflorestx75 January 26, 2017

Beer wang

A male not being able to perform sexually because he is inebriated due to beer.

"I would have sex with you, but I have beer Wang."

by Makeme88 August 26, 2016

Root-beer Float

When someone performs anal on another, ejaculates into the cavity and then proceeds to eat the booty like it’s groceries.

Guuurl, last night he came in my ass and then he sucked it out... say it tasted like a root-beer float.

by Wiccapedia October 23, 2020

Beer Magpie

A good friend who deliberately steals some of your beer while you are otherwise occupied, i.e. going to a toilet, adoring a pretty girl/boy/centipede, while you are in a bar.

Oh f*ck, I think that Beer Magpie did it again. (staring at a half empty beer glass)

by Beermagpie May 30, 2022

Beer phones

Phenomena where a song or music sounds better depending on the amount of alcohol (beer) consumed. Like beer goggles for the ears.

At first I thought this band sucked, but now that I have my beer phones on, they sound pretty good.

by retrohgmr March 3, 2010

National Woman Beer Day

NATIONAL WOMAN BEER DAY. January 10th (or everyday why not) woman beer is like idfk like fruity drink but not a cocktail yk? like a smirnoff ice or like pink lemonade jack daniel. woman beer. only women can drink woman beer save the nasty shit for men.

friend #1: i am SO thirsty but beer taste like hot steamy piss, cocktails are WAY too strong
friend #2: sounds like you need a nice tall cold WOMAN BEER.
friend#1: that sounds great!!! I heard today is National Woman Beer Day too!
friend #2: YURP! today we drink all the woman beer we can, happy woman beer day everyone and to all a goodnight.

by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025

Beer Fadge

When a woman has a really large gut/Belly/Stomach and it hangs down towards their knees

Look at the beer fadge on her, its nearly hitting her toes

by Moralee April 24, 2016