December 5

National crazy hair day!

Me: has crazy hair
Friend: why is your hair crazy
Me: its december 5!

by JustTheDayss December 5, 2020

5 Foot Fanny

Typically a Jason McKenzie or Trent McMahon type character. Often found pussy footing around the sesh cause they’re “whipped”

A Jason McKenzie A.K.A a 5 Foot Fanny was found tied to the bed being repeatedly whipped by his misses while Trent McMahon proceeds to keep the tiles clean and look after the kids at the mercy of the one they name “Jess”.

by Jason’s Dad December 5, 2020

5-3-4

Drinking: When you're in 5th gear cruisin, hit 3rd red-lined, then take forth and send it - usually applied during day drinking

In a sentence/conversation: Q-What should we do tonight.
A-Fuck it- let's 5-3-4

Synonyms: Second Wind, Throttle Up and, and Send it

Antonyms: Go to bed>, pump the breaks>, and >you little bitch

by BillCharles December 19, 2020

Red 5

To gracefully dismount from ones motorcycle at an unfortunate time.

Sometimes can be done with multiple oeople

"Hey bud are you ok, you just pulled a massive Red 5 there!!"

by Gruff-4000 December 27, 2020

5 min hols

five minute holidays.
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡

"mama, can you play restaurant with me in the bath tub?"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"

by Krkič January 1, 2021

January 5

National sleep in day

Hey do u know what today is it national sleep all day because it’s January 5

by Bro listen January 4, 2021

5 chicken lickin

I’m gonna give her a kickin

Yo yeah start the bifta I’m gonna rape ur little sister 5 chicken lickin I’m gonna give her a kickin

by anonymous January 15, 2021