A downer drug that makes one totally loosely goosey until they inevitably end the night passed out by the sidewalk.
Rebecca: I took some happy 5 last night
Amy : omg how was it?
Rebecca: idk man, all I remember was reading a text when I woke up this morning from some rando saying “thx babe for last nite”
Amy : omg how was it?
Rebecca: idk man, all I remember was reading a text when I woke up this morning from some rando saying “thx babe for last nite”
by Orangbutane May 6, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

husk of a unrecognizable man 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxxcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
guy 2: NO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *terrible sad music plays and a random kiss scene happens*
guy 2: NO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *terrible sad music plays and a random kiss scene happens*
by i hate you with rainbows January 13, 2023

by tbh idek September 4, 2022

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.
Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.
by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025

60 30 5 5 is a belief in which 60 percent of women have vaginas 30 percent have a penis 5 percent have nothing and 5 percent have both genitals.
by Mike Bobaguard March 18, 2025

"When John stole the bike and got caught, it was the result of the 5 P's."
"Mary's plan failed because of the 5 P's."
Frank: "Uncle Mike tried to replace the switch without turning off the electricity. He got electrocuted.
Joe: Sounds like a case of the 5 P's.
"Mary's plan failed because of the 5 P's."
Frank: "Uncle Mike tried to replace the switch without turning off the electricity. He got electrocuted.
Joe: Sounds like a case of the 5 P's.
by 4377ation April 6, 2019
