US Marine,State Trooper,Football Coach, State House Represtative and Dad. All around super cool dude that has been snake bitten, car jacked, shot at, dances like Fred Astaire with a funky swag and has sinned but is saved by grace. Runs full throttle, no isn’t an option and loves as hard a 10 pound hammer. 60 percent of the time, he’s right everytime.
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