Ninja Shat

To shit in someone else’s house and leave no skid marks or smell without their knowledge

I ninja shat at the party last night

by NinjaShat April 10, 2025

Ninja

A Twitch User Who Rages A Lot In FORTNITE And Other Games.
He Rages A Lot That He Says This To A 10 Year Old Kid
10 Year Old Kid: Aw Fucc U
Ninja: THE FUCK U SAID TO ME U LITTLE SHIT!

Ninja Reported A Fortnite Player Ninja Wrote That He Was Stream Snipping.

by Im happy and love using 💻🖥📱 November 26, 2018

poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013

Ninja-fuck

To be completely silent during any type of intercourse

(Friend A) "did you have fun with John Smith last night?"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"

by BlowholeJoe June 28, 2023

Ninja Affliction

The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.

Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012

Ninja Creamy

When you nut inside without asking or without giving warning. Typically followed by by continued fornication out of embarrassment for busting so early and in hopes the ninja cream won’t be noticed.

She was absolutely doing tricks on it, so I had to give her a ninja creamy

by Bonafide Busta November 11, 2024

Olga Kurylenko Is Cyborg Ninja

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Olga Kurylenko Is Cyborg Ninja

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025