A properly dodgy fucker, would hit on your Mum/daughter/ granddaughter given half the chance, lives bybthe 5 is ok to drive pint rule, has an opinion on EVERYTHING!!
by Crep Lord August 8, 2025
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Let hope theres no teenagers out tonight as he’ll only do a Stokesy and craftily take tit pics on his phone
by Justcallme Dave August 9, 2025
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Get the stake mug.The primal, unholy fusion of excitement and horniness so powerful it could power Las Vegas for a week. Also defined as that electric moment when your brain short-circuits from pleasure and adrenaline — usually followed by poor decisions, suspicious hickies, and a missing sock. To reach a level of satisfaction so intense it should be illegal in three states.
“Dude, she texted ‘you up?’ at 2 a.m.”
“Bro’s not just excited—he’s full-on Stokedhamm.” “I blacked out after the after-party.”
“Yeah, you were Stokedhamm incarnate.” “What happened last night?”
“Let’s just say… we Stokedhammed the whole damn house.”
“Bro’s not just excited—he’s full-on Stokedhamm.” “I blacked out after the after-party.”
“Yeah, you were Stokedhamm incarnate.” “What happened last night?”
“Let’s just say… we Stokedhammed the whole damn house.”
by Patrick Mahomes Frog Breeder October 12, 2025
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it can also be described as a really tall handsome charming guy who is so chill, everyone wants to be his friend
it can also be described as a really tall handsome charming guy who is so chill, everyone wants to be his friend
Random intern: "mr Elon musk, you have somone who need to speak to you"
Elon Musk: "who is it?"
Random Intern: "its stryker jurczyk, sir."
Elon musk: "wait, STRYKER?? dude i love that guy!! send him in!"
Elon Musk: "who is it?"
Random Intern: "its stryker jurczyk, sir."
Elon musk: "wait, STRYKER?? dude i love that guy!! send him in!"
by TotallyNotStryker December 10, 2025
Get the Stryker Jurczyk mug.Intense intercourse usually resulting in the male partner losing all ability to act like a normal human being during the act, due to the extreme sheer perfect and rare hotmess of the female.
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