haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!

person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.

by sxravhi June 12, 2022

Mega Shot Of Doomfish

Basically an intense form of shotting alcohol (of your choice) following these steps:
-Add tabasco sauce to your shot.
-Snort cocaine/salt (for pussies)
-Do a handstand
-Take 4 shots at once
-Scream "Well there goes my cookies"
-Punch at least 3 people in the face
-Get naked and do a victory dance.

"Wanna do a shot?"
"Make it a Mega Shot of Doomfish ;)"

by Steve the Pirate April 24, 2013

shot dot

The dot left from an injection.

I have a shot dot from my blood test.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

newt shot

An old engineering term meaning 'not properly aligned' now meaning 'slightly bonkers' or someone who thinks differently.

He is a newt shot that one, off his head crazy.

by Pansy Parkinson-Pratt February 18, 2021

Critical shot

A situation when u r boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit

by Scaffold August 28, 2019

mY cUPID aRROW'S sHOT tO dEATH

mY cUPID aRROW'S sHOT tO dEATH

mY cUPID aRROW'S sHOT tO dEATH

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

concoction shot

A shot of alcohol consisting of the combined remaining drops of various seemingly empty alcoholic bottles, containers and cans which include but are not limited to hard liquor, wine, beer, sake or even NyQuil.

We completely ran out of alcohol late last night but Bob needed his fix so bad he took all the empty bottles made a concoction shot with whatever drops were left. What a pathetic lush.

by FloorBageo May 15, 2014