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Pirate-selfie

A pirate-selfie is the kind of a selfie, what you make with your friends, but without changing to front-facing camera, thus photographing the sun/ceiling/the floor/random people.
-Hey guys, gather around, I'm making a pic! Say cheese!
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.
by MedievalHobo September 22, 2018
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Mumbai Selfie

The act of taking a selfie while engaged in something that results in your own death. Doing something so utterly careless, stupid, and devoid of common sense that the government has to create a law to outlaw it.
You see George over their taking a selfie on the railroad tracks? Yeah, he's about to get a Mumbai Selfie.
by agenttexx December 28, 2018
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Gadget Selfie

when the camera is in hand with arm outstretched as far as possible above the head whilst the body part ur trying to take pic of is outstretched back as far away as possible from said camera. like Go-Go Gadget Arm is taking a selfie.
Girl, u know she posted a Gadget Selfie, no way her butt suddenly got that small.
by semami4700 January 16, 2019
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Sneak self-congratulation compliment

When someone leaves what seems like a nice, innocent comment but is actually a sneaky way of congratulating themselves. Usually for something that doesn't deserve congratulations.
This comment left on a soundtrack that was used in the Umbrella Academy series:
Sneak self-congratulation compliment: "Thank you umbrella academy for reintroducing this to the next generation."

It seems like an innocent comment, but is actually a way for the commenter to congratulate themselves for knowing the soundtrack before it was in the series. The commenter also believes that they are better than the people who are just now discovering it, and that he/she should get a reward for knowing the song for a longer period of time.
by TaiChiTony July 10, 2019
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Alibi Selfi

Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...
by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020
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Invisible Self

The inner core of who you are outside of space and time.
My invisible self does not care about who is President, just elect someone that does the greater good for the majority of the people.
by Frank James Beach February 22, 2020
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Consumer Self-Isolation

To get consumers to go buy things,

via the media,
corporations make individuals feel

so superior to most people

they feel disgusted of others

and stop interacting with them.
The glorification of movie stars, and the innate—it seems—cognitive bias that makes everyone think they're better than almost everyone else, help induce "consumer self-isolation".
by but for February 23, 2020
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