hot sausage roll

The act of defecating into your own hand and proceeding to masturbate with the same hand

"Aw bro that chick was so hot I couldn't resist a hot sausage roll in the corner'

by Holy mouley August 17, 2016

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X-roll vision

1) to have the ability to tell if a girl is fat even if she is wearing baggy clothing.

2) estimating the amount of rolls a girl has even thought she has conservative clothing. (ie. sweatshirt, sweatpants)

Guy 1: Hey check out that chick over there man! She is kinda cute!

Guy 2: No man she's a fatty. I have my X-roll vision active.

by Trent1080 March 27, 2012

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Glazed jelly roll

The male jacks off, takes jizz in both hands and slowly but surely rubs it on a fat females back like tanning lotion and proceeds to motorboat her back rolls.

Bro, darius did that glazed jelly roll shit last night. hes disgusting.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

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by Edgargamerloluwu October 4, 2021

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tootsie roll effect

The effect that occurs after the tootsie roll critical number has been met or surpassed. The result is while making bowel movements, the tootsie rolls come out like when went in, as if there was no digestion at all.

See all those twentysomething pieces of brown on the floor? This was a direct result of the tootsie roll effect.

by rudog September 8, 2005

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