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hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.
by Blu_leef January 15, 2024
mugGet the hot pockets and mountain dewmug.

mexican pocket

A cavity on your person that can be used as a purpose on concealing money, drugs or usb pendrive.
Named Mexican as it's the border most synonymous with Smuggling goods.
Ricky "I don't know how much I want to bring this in the festival if I got use my Mexican pocket"
Julian: "yeah I don't know how much any of us want this after it's been in you MP"
Holden: "Let's ask Cohleen she has more pockets and wont taint my high and I will be able to look you all in the eyes after this over"
by Crochet.R.E.A.M April 22, 2018
mugGet the mexican pocketmug.

New York Pizza Pocket

when a guy puts cheese and sauce on his dick and gives anal to a girl. the cheese and sauce get stuck in the girls ass, and the guy eats the girls ass afterwords with the cheese and sauce.
Brian: “Hey babe, can we try a New York Pizza Pocket tonight”?

Heather: “I gotta bleach my asshole, Timmy gave me a New York Pizza Pocket last night
by rubberduckie28 March 29, 2022
mugGet the New York Pizza Pocketmug.

Sexy Pockets

When you ugly ass fuck but you a boss and got $$$ to make her/him holla back at it.
So I was at bar the other day, and I said hi too these two fine ladys, but didn’t bother saying hi back until they found out I got the Sexy Pockets
by ElDeeDee310 September 13, 2018
mugGet the Sexy Pocketsmug.

Sprogget pocket

My sprogget pocket is compressing painfully
by Mac2188 March 27, 2022
mugGet the Sprogget pocketmug.

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick
by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021
mugGet the Alabama Hot Pocketmug.

Pocket Rockets

Pocket Rockets is basically when you get dealt a pair of aces in poker (Texas Holdem) which is the best possible starting hand. It can also be referred to when people get extremely lucky with different things/qualities in life. Such as good looks, good at sports etc
Girl: You're so fucking handsome!
Guy: thanks, yeah I guess you can say God gave me Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: OMG he certainly did!
by CockblockerT December 7, 2016
mugGet the Pocket Rocketsmug.

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