Tom

Tom is a simp

Don’t be like Tom

by E045 November 22, 2021

Tom

Someone who exemplifies the qualities of a bird (usually flightless); a person with strong, bird-like tendencies

You know Tom? That guy is such a bird and so is his girl.

by Magic Rod November 23, 2021

Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

Tom Holland

My husband

Tom Holland is my fucking hot husband

by Tom is my hubby June 8, 2019

TOM

A boy with amazing hair

Person: Who was that?

another person: oh, that was Tom he has amazing hair

by Angus Mason May 31, 2018

Tom haluska

ahh, when you think you are a good teacher but your just fucking retarded

Tim the teacher: jason stop breathing
Jason: stop being a tom haluska

by willisthehy April 1, 2019

Tom

Tom is my ex-bf, but he’d been a fantastic supporter ever. He’s handsome, caring, and sentimental. Ofc everyone’d love your bf or gf put you in their priority, right? But definitely not for me. Because of born to be so solid and rigid, I could not get used to it, so our relationship came to an end. However, it was the splendid relationship I've ever had with Tom. Tom- the boy who deserves any better than that. Sending to always-be my dearest, I'm sorry for everything that happened, and I also didn't regret giving you my love. So I hope to see you very soon when time flies, everything seems to be back to order. We will have a chit chat again like we used to maybe if you like it or not, but I'm sure I had a massive of things to tell you. Love you, take care, Tom! te amo mucho

sending my apologize to Tom

by imyourbooandyoullbeminetoomoa November 23, 2021