The act of staying sober during a night out so that you can look after a friend who is paralytically drunk and is most likely to vomit everywhere.
On josh duty tonight, not looking forward. Gonna get messy
Taking a hit for the team tonight #joshduty
Taking a hit for the team tonight #joshduty
by Bad-man riddim May 1, 2014
Get the Josh Dutymug. Definition; A phrase used specifically related to airsoft in place of the commonly heard, "Bish, Bash, Bosh."
by R Squad 1 October 9, 2023
Get the Bish, Bash, Joshmug. by ThatSmartAssGuy March 9, 2017
Get the Josh Keepkiemug. 
a FUCKING FAGGOT MONKEY WHO SITS ON HIS CHAIR 24/7 ALL DAY AND IS A FUCKING LOSER VEGETARIAN CUZ HES A PUSSY BOY AND ALSO He is 5'2 AND has small dick energy. he casually puts his vegetables up his asss as a hobby and during the event of ramadan he casually reads quran and bomb blasts his dads anus with cum.
by chicken slayer 69 April 8, 2022
Get the jOSHmug. Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”
Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.
Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”
Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.
It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.
Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”
Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.
It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.
Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
Get the josh cleaningmug. Hi my names Josh I’m interested in you;) but do you have a shed because if not that’s a deal breaker for me
by Denzel toe November 22, 2021
Get the Joshmug.