SOCK CHILDREN

What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear

Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist

Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them

by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024

Curry Sock

You curry in a sock for later eating.

Often done in teams of two, making a curry to store in a sock and eat out of in the future.

Fergus: "Hey Josh, you wanna come around and make a Curry Sock."
Josh: "Yeah man, I'll bring the spice."

by CurryAnonymous February 26, 2024

Buddy Socks

also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.

Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.

by expo nation March 4, 2024

Pink Sock

When you get your asshole railed so hard that it prolapses out looking like a pink sock.

Roy: Hey Wyatt any chance I could give you a pink sock?

Wyatt: Nigga not you. Im still recovering from the last time you railed my asshole.

by Alanthecreator March 13, 2024

Sticky Sock

A sock with jizz in it

yo my ma found my sticky sock

by wizardofjizz March 18, 2024

Organize your socks

To have your socks rearranged by your boyfriend.

I told Megan I can’t wait to organize your socks, and help you in the bathroom.

by CrackMoney26 March 23, 2024

team sock

An individual who gets passed around by the whole team.

“The whole team has hooked up with Sarah, she’s the team sock”

by Joseph Christ March 25, 2024