Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area

man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!

by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016

Free Jangling

When you come home from a long day of work (male) drop trow and let your jimmys jangle.

Wow what a long day. Looks like it's time to do some free jangling.

Eww babe. Put your jimmys away they're free jangling.

by Timothy Dong November 4, 2016

feresia

Sweetness

there is a lot of feresia in this cupcake

by Pweencessa November 27, 2016

Free Kiss

Kissing someone you aren't in love with just to please him/her. It could be with someone that gives you unrequited love. Its a technique to make rejection less harsh.

She gave me a Free kiss but never really liked me.

by DD2000 December 23, 2016

free spin

When you and an ex, after being broken up for a few months, and neither of you are in a new relationship, sleep together one last time.

"Julie came over to pick up some stuff she left at my place and we ended up sleeping together."
"Oh, you took your free spin."
"What?'
"Yeah, it's perfectly acceptable to sleep together one last time. In order to put a positive punctuation mark on a relationship that may have ended badly, you get one free spin."

by JustTH January 28, 2017

Free basted

Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.

So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?

by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017

Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom

Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"

by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017