Fat Joe

A Cool latin version of heavy d without the dancing.

Fat joe is so cool, even his glasses is smooth.

by Afi K. James August 24, 2003

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Crack a fat

Phrase, to "crack a fat", to get an erection.

Possibly related to the British phrase to "crack one off", to masturbate successfully.

"Crack a fat" is commonly used in Australia.

The teacher wanted me to solve the equation on the blackboard, but I'd cracked a fat (being 15 and all) and was afraid to stand up.

by Frantic November 25, 2003

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fat ass

Either lazy or middle-class, someone who seemingly has some money.

That fat ass lady be drivin' an Accura.

by chas November 24, 2003

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old fat

An old maishna who is extremely unattractive.

*Random old man comes in and begins to dance*
"Oh my God, old fat"

by Eric, Stephanie, and Amanda September 30, 2006

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=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

by Matt January 28, 2005

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