by Tayy9x June 21, 2022
Get the Cracking The Functionmug. 
by The shire gremlins October 28, 2019
Get the Crackedmug. You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.
Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids. I can see daylight in my living room with all the blinds and curtains closed and no lights on, it's not coming from the lights in here.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids. I can see daylight in my living room with all the blinds and curtains closed and no lights on, it's not coming from the lights in here.
by Solid Mantis October 5, 2020
Get the Crackmug. by Rabbi Washington October 27, 2020
Get the stick that crackmug. My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.
by Shegruwell December 20, 2018
Get the Crack head mommug. That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.
"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021
Get the festival crackmug.