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Around the world 

When a male is engaged in an orgy (whenever this may be...in real life if you're a porn star or your fantasies if you're anything less) and about to come, he pulls out and jerks off until the crucial milky explosion. Then during the burst, the man spins around and around as quick as possible and gets sperm everywhere. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE WITH POOR BALANCE OR INNER-EAR INFECTIONS.
Some people talk about the story "Around the World in 80 days" and they call the men in the story geniuses and men of courage. I'd like to shake their hands. 80 days straight of going around the world, and they're still alive. God Dammit, that is AMAZING.
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The Biggest Little City in the World 

1.The best town in history:RENO, NV
2.My hometown
3.Home to the largest stage in the world(yawn), at the Hilton
4.Soon to have the largest indoor waterpark in the U.S.(at the Hilton!!)
Yeah, I just tore it up at the Hilton in Reno!
fo real?!
yeah it was kick ass!!!!

Boy Meets World 

A Old, Gay Show on Family, Disney and Others. Very Repedetive!
A Little Tip Do not Watch Boy Meets World!

the world is quiet here 

I went along to find a nice ironic definition to write, and THERE'S ALREADY SOMETHING THERE! WTFBBQ?
the world is quiet here. Not.

First World Beauty

The act of being a beauty, but the beauty must reside in a country of "1st World Status." If Beauty was born in 2nd or 3rd world and moves to a 1st world country, then they still qualify for 1st world Status.
"Bro I am such a First World Beauty."

"That guy we met from Africa, Third World Beauty he is."

"You macking that broad was def of the First world Beauty level."

End of the world 

The end of the world will happen in 2018 September the 30th when the comet will hit us. Comets are icy bodies in space that release gas or dust.
The end of the world will happen on september the 30th

The World 

Deserves to be alleviated of the burden of that cripples existence.
The World would be what it should be if I raped the whore and killed the cripple.
The World by Hym Iam December 17, 2020