A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
Get the Top Hatmug. by Jason Tremaine September 7, 2021
Get the topping off the coolantmug. A transgender man who still has their penis and likes/prefers to use it to penetrate their partner during sex.
by XandYchromosomes February 2, 2023
Get the trans topmug. 
When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock
Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me
by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021
Get the Top ramen penismug. “Scratch one flat top,” radioed during the Battle of the Coral Sea by LCDR Robert E. Dixon to the USS Lexington
by Merrian Dictionary September 20, 2022
Get the Flat Topmug. 