choc-top

when you do anal and you pull you dick out and half of it is covered in poo

fuck mate the choc-top she gave me was shit

by p3rs0nality November 12, 2019

Top Op

Your top opponent in any capacity (a foe, an enemy, or something you're just annoyed at - like work).

Ugh I can't believe my top op is gonna be at the party tonight. She's so snakey.

by smileyreilly123 May 2, 2025

Top mush of Doncaster

Jack

Jack is the top mush of Doncaster

by The top mush April 8, 2019

lazy top

The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".

Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.

by wadelsinsane April 3, 2024

Top

Oral Sex, Head, Blowjob.

Your girl gave me top last night

by angvlo October 14, 2017

Crop Top

a top that is definitely against the dress code, but nobody cares. (Except THAT ONE TEACHER, as well as THAT ONE SUB.)

That one teacher: "Hey, you cant wear that crop top here!"
girl: "AND!?!?"

by I KAN SPEL June 13, 2022

onions on top

(adj) A general term that indicates a feeling of awesomeness; a substitute for "good", "great", etc; can also substitute for "sexy", "hot", etc; a high compliment.

That hiking trip was amazing; it was onions on top the whole time.

by Omylanta October 31, 2008