takemyl

Someone who is extremely good at the game , TakeMyL is a god who can kill anyone at any game , He’s the best gamer world wide

Omg TakeMyL is there , CAN I GET A SCREENIE?

takemyl by Jake ruin July 26, 2019

Tijuana Takedown

The act of sitting on an open bottle of tequila and doing a hand stand. Gravity will empty the bottle into your anus, causing an alcohol-induced blindness that will send you into a furious fiesta. Ole!

Tom: Hey PJ, two words: Tijuana Takedown.
PJ: what?
Tom: let's get ass-drunk
PJ: cool, I'm down do be a drunk ass tonight
Tom: nah man, it's where you get drunk via your ass. Like a tequila handstand.
PJ: sounds dangerous.
Tom: fuck ya it is. Let's sit on some bottles!
PJ: no fiesta.

Tijuana Takedown by Teamosabe December 20, 2010

jimmy takeover 

a jimmy takeover happens when your having a conversation and jimmy takes over

“hey omg did you see the new star wars movie??”
“omg yes it was so good!”
“what was your favorite part?”
“JIMMY TAKEOVER”

jimmy takeover by lucyiscoo1 May 4, 2021

Givey Giverson Canny Takerson 

Pronounced {Giv-ee Giv-er-suhn Kan-ee Teyk-er-suhn}

An individual who abuses (either verbally or physically) other individuals but becomes frustrated or defensive when a similar act is performed on them. Especially from the victim of previous abuse.

John - "Your Ma!"

Tony - "No! Your Ma!"

John - "How dare you, Tony!"

Tony - "John you are a Givey Giverson Canny Takerson!"

Givey Giverson Canny Takerson by djdilly October 29, 2010

The Breath Taker 

After a period of time of getting that becky right before your about to spludge in her mouth give a sharp blow to your womens stomach knocking the wind out of her making her gag and choke on yo dick. Take Caution tho, when you do spludge she will most likey choke to death on lack of oxygen from the blow to the stomach with the combonation of your dick and jizz in her mouth.

i invited my ex over last night.

why don't you hate her?

yeah, but shes a good fuck so i just did the breath taker and threw the body in the dumpster

hahaha, good one bro

The Breath Taker by ThatBetch December 25, 2010

Takehomeable 

Generally a food product. One of which you are able to take home without hastle or mess.

"Frank, we're ready to go home. Are you finished your dinner?"

"No, I'm full. This is takehomeable."

Takehomeable by ItallianStallion69 December 5, 2009

takes the biscuit 

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".

I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.

takes the biscuit by ProfJF February 19, 2017