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The Toppest Top

When one reaches the peak of being a top through rigorous non-bottom activities, such as flower arrangement and pottery classes.
"Ryan you're so cool and manly, you're the toppest top!"
by PerseusMB December 21, 2023
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Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible
Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?
by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022
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Yelp Top

Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com
“How was your date with Brian last night?”

“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
by QUILLCAT April 10, 2022
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Claw on Top

A drink which is comprised of Rita's Lime-A-Rita poured over a full cup of ice topped with White Claw Mango Hard Seltzer. A quality "Claw on Top" is gauged by the first few sips which should be 100% indistinguishable from pure White Claw (Mango flavor).
Yo... please make me a Claw on Top.
by Nicky the drink man August 22, 2019
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Ego Top

A top who thinks of themselves, as a much better top than they actually are.

They prioritize themselves themself at the expense of the bottom(s).
“He could not get me off, he was such an Ego Top
by RowanDownTheRiver November 21, 2023
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sugar on top

Having anal sex, then spraying on her tits
After anal I left some sugar on top
by sukdeeznuts June 15, 2017
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Top

The one who sleeps on the top bunk of the bunk bed
“He sleeps on the top bunk
by Notahumanbeing May 7, 2020
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