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Beating off behind the bush

I know there’s something weighing on your mind Johnny, just stop beating off behind the bush and and say it.
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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Beating off behind the bush

Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021
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BEAT THE SANDMAN

When you start masturbating as soon as your sleep meds start kicking in and finish before you pass out.
Took 4 PM's last night and "Beat the sandman" to dream world.
by EyeAmTimmmay August 3, 2021
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Beat her face

She got face fu**ed
by Beat her face February 14, 2022
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The great beat down of 2022

Biggest sporting clay event of 2022. Hosted by Scarborough Fish & Game, Conley & Hebert battled it out in a 100 round shootout. The sporting-clay field was proving challenging due to the blustery conditions and relatively new gun for Conley as Hebert excelled out of the gate and was off to an early lead. Miraculously, Conley managed to become a master with him shotgun and was soon an unstoppable force. Hebert stood mesmerized and in awe, as Conley made quick work of the remaining clays. Although most thought the match wouldn’t go beyond stand 5, Conley turned doubters into believers. This was certainly one for the ages and a loss that Hebert will think of daily.
Conley demolished Hebert in the great beat down of 2022 at Scarborough Fish & Game.
by DJ-Conley February 16, 2022
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Creighton beats Marquette Day

Celebrated annually on January 20th
Creighton Beats Marquette Day fun fact: Anonymous eagle is the worst account on twitter
by RDJAYS February 20, 2022
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