Simp is a contraction for
Simpleton ,
Simpleton is a contraction for Simple Person.
ie: you are a stupid, simple person for misunderstanding the meaning of
the word.
'All these Simp's keep making up their own definitions for a word already established.'
Josey " My friend is such a Simp, he buys me everything and we
don't
even fuck!' Josey's friend " That doesn't even make sense, shut the
fuck up you Simp'