Cock punch

When a man cuddles you and you feel his cock punch you in the gut!

The date went fine, we kissed goodbye but he got over excited and his cock punched me in the gut and nearly winded me!

by Crudeoil December 20, 2021

Self Inflicted Dick Punch

When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis

Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.

by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018

5 finger death punch

The World Most Bad ass Song That Was Ever Created And That Has The Power To Completely Destroy Your Ear Drums No Matter What Level Volume Your On.

5 Finger death Punch is king. Lesion To This..

by P0TAT0 K!NG November 1, 2017

i eat your punches

A nice way of saying your weak bitch

When someone punches someone else and it doesn't hurt then u would say I eat your punches

by TheirIsNoMoreUsernames January 14, 2017

Blood Punch

When you fist a bitch when she's on her period and use your blood covered hand to strike her down with her own fluids.

"Yeah It was going great until I used a blood punch then she got pissed bro!"

by BloodFister9000 February 25, 2021

Punching an iron golem with a flower

Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!

Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!

Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond

by MylesFromTomorrowland June 17, 2022

punch the gammon

describes a woman who vigorously masturbates.

Can be used as an insult also

Bethan do you punch the gammon?

Example: I will punch you in the gammon!

by gammon matser September 10, 2019