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when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".
If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???
by QuacksO July 26, 2024
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Flying Jepson

When you get a big ol’ wedgie on a roller coaster. YeeeeeOUCH!!!!
Person 1: “Gee golly willikersf Finn got quite the Flying Jepson the other day on the jonkler coaster! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”

Person 2: “I know right, Flying Jepsons are the WORST! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”
by Grimble Desmond Wootmole June 29, 2025
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flying crazy

To stand upon the roof of a moving automobile while the driver is dipping, sending the car into donuts, wheelies, figure 8's, etc.
Did you see them fools flying crazy on top of that 77 Impala? I love the Sideshow.
by T.T-Bird August 23, 2006
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Office fly-tipping

Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.
Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.
by SatMisc November 21, 2013
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Flying donut

Talented. Brilliant. Incredible. Amazing. Fabulous. Stunning. Spectacular. Hot. Kind. Beautiful.
Flying donut is the best stan acc
by Asslegend October 19, 2020
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Indian fly trap

when you shit in the centre of the room and wait for fly's to come then stomp on the shit killing the fly's
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Flying rats ass

by ;) bobby June 28, 2021
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