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Josh

Known for selling haribos to unsuspecting kids if seen please report to the police
Who's that man in

the alley?
Don't go near josh

Why?
He sells haribos for a ridiculous price
by Haribosforsale May 13, 2018
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Joshing

When you are jacking off while playing Smite, and get so worked up you shove an entire vodka bottle up your ass so as to pound your G-spot. Once inserted and once you climax, you have to scream until you black out in your gaming chair.
Josh: "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *dies*"
Liam: "Oh for fucks sake, he's joshing again. At least mute your fucking discord homo"

Raymondo Costello Figueroa: "Josh, can you hear us? Josh? JOSH!?!?"
by DogPilledWhiteWoman September 7, 2022
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josh

josh is a really cool dude who probably has a cool job and makes a lot of money and mos likey is a ninja astronaut or porn star or maybe does cam girl on his spare time.
josh is really cool
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Josh Blankenship

Will tell you have he has been playing sports before you were ever born and make corny jokes until you laugh. Knee pain every once in a while. Swears if he was our age he would play good basketball.
by Susan Humphrey May 17, 2022
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Josh

Josh is nice guy, however…
Sometimes he thinks he’s better than everyone.
Josh is tighter than a ducks asshole.
Josh will brag about his giant penis, however it can be compared with that of a chipmunk.

He likes to show off a lot, mainly about superficial things, like his car.

He can often be found in public toilets, holding competitions of who can piss the highest up the wall.

Josh has a peanut butter fetish.
You are more of a twat than Josh
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Josh Otto

The sweetest most loving person in the entire world. He has the biggest heart ever and loves all the people he meets. He is a big animal lover, so much so he doesn’t eat any of them. I love josh otto. He’s sexy too.
Have you seen Josh Otto lately? I miss him.
by purplepossumpickle November 22, 2021
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Josh Fields

I really wish Josh Fields was my Rank leader. He is very intelligent and beautiful as well as intelligent and beautiful.
He also very tall and intelligent and beautiful. Another way to describe Josh Fields is very intelligent and very beautiful.
by JoshFieldslover69 September 19, 2025
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