I'm blocking you.
by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn September 13, 2024

When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.
by Sgt. Slick November 16, 2015

Because more important than notifying your family that your kids are about to drown... They need to protect the rich pedophiles and cover up the theft of AI. That's what's REALLY important to them.
Hym "Republicans Block motion to force the DOJ to release Epstein files... To protect the pedophiles on the list and for no other reason. They do not care about justice. They do not care about your lives. They care about having power OVER YOU and KEEPING that power, by any means necessary. So they can molest kids. That's why they need to keep the power. If REE-LON can't pretend to be the creator of AI... How is he going to anal coke-head actresses? Elon was invited to the island! He is not a politician yet somehow read classified documents? Us the weird to anyone other than me or no?"
by Hym Iam July 15, 2025

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.
My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.
by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024

A common phenomenon among consistent chop-enthusiasts involving losing a train of thought or forgetting any and all vocabulary skills after snapping a bowl
by YoungSkooby November 9, 2022

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011
