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sock of jiz

A way of describing a guy whos only interested in explicit pictures or sexting, but has no intention of actually hooking up.

Someone who is bold on snapchat, but doesn't initiate anything in person.
"How are things going with Derek?"
"He's being such a sock of jiz, he only hits me up when hes horny"
by taylxxr October 30, 2021
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Purple Sock Mutt

A commonly known dirty or "skanky" woman who takes immense pleasure in anal penetration.
Well that's our town's nastiest purple sock mutt!
by Brewha December 31, 2009
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Socking

Socking - also known as ‘sopping’ . When your over 35 and Friday nights are now staying at home with your cat cuz ya lived life too young & left with social anxiety & nothing entertains you anymore so you go home put your favourite socks on over your shoes and use as a new trend for 2 in one ‘mop & sock dry cleaning ‘and think your an absolute G and dance around your living room music blaring whilst you mop and ‘sop’

It’s the new cleaning trend everyone’s talking about .. that leaves your floor super clean &dry all in one with one simple attachment to add to your standard mop … this method involves applying your sock over your shoe to dry the freshly mopped floor at same time as your clean in one simple attachment to your standard mop..
Dave ‘yo dude you coming out to Zoe’s bar to get bare messy later ‘?
Alex ‘ na mate can’t tonight I’m busy socking tonight ‘
‘Dave’dude wtf was wrong you- thought you were done with wll those weird freak off/ sex parties shinanigans ?’

Alex ‘ no dude , I’m not socking anyone tonight man I’m just socking my floor with my cat innit ‘

Dave ‘ what ‘
Alex’ ya know when you out your sock o
by GangsterzWife November 7, 2025
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Rock em sock em

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out
My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em
by Caulknballs November 25, 2024
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Sock Roulette

When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.
Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
by killermachime15 March 30, 2023
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new sock

The interchangeable sock you use in the middle of night when you decide to masterbate.
Hey man wanna see my new sock I just used it last night.
by BiggishTurtle35 March 14, 2021
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Sock Paper Jar

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.
Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.
by YuriMurder July 21, 2022
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