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salad eating bitch 

The type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the fuck up. Many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating bitch sitting in the booth of the Ruby Tuesday's, eating the Mandarin Chicken salad.

The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.

Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
Yo, I took Sandy out to Applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating bitches. Now I'm out 10 bucks.
salad eating bitch by Wraen August 2, 2007
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pussy eater 

A man who would lick a womans "pussy" and lick till she climaxs. A very fun and sexual activity , very pleasurable. Done in a act of love.
i am a pussy eater, i would eat daniela out , i bet she taste sweet. (wink)
pussy eater by no1 March 12, 2004

eating face 

vigorously swallowing another ones lips, making out ferociously, sucking face, sucking in another ones lips sloppyly
that akward couple in school at lockers who are making out and calling it "kissing" also known as eating face
eating face by leonalewislover January 2, 2010

mung eater 

* One who literally eats mung, i.e. places the mung in their mouth and proceeds to both chew and swallow the mung.

* One who figurately eats mung. This may be someone who sucks at something so bad, that no insult is bad enough to describe their awfulness, thus you refer to them as a mung eater.

* It is possible for one to be both literally and figuratively a mung eater. In fact, being a literal mung eater makes one a figurative mung eater by proxy.
I can't believe that athlete on that professional sports team choked so bad in that pressure situation -- what a mung eater that guy is.
mung eater by Otis W. July 29, 2008

hate eating 

The act of eating somethng, usually fast food, out of anger and agression. Usually done to numb the rage.
I just saw my ex wife with a beautiful, olive skinned man. So, I am hate eating Pollard's friend chicken in my car alone.
hate eating by Paulo Burgess July 18, 2016

Get some eats 

1)v. To literally go and get something to eat; caused by excessive hunger. 2) To be in the act of eating.
"Yo dawg im mad hungry. Imma go pick up my girl cristina and we gon get some eats."
Get some eats by J. Smith April 3, 2006