California Affect

When Californians move to a city en masse and turn it into the next L.A.

My parents and all their friends are moving to Boise, because Idaho is like so L.A. (California Affect)

by Idaho208 December 3, 2021

Calista

Calista is a personal stalker. She goes around campus and tracks me EVERYDAY. I can’t get away from her. She sees me around campus but I don’t see her. What a weirdo.

Calista: Check the group chat…
Avery: *Checks* WTF!

by averyyoop December 5, 2021

California

The state burning to the ground with communists and sprite drinking rappers.

I went to California but soon left because it was a danger to my mental health.

by LDOGG55 January 11, 2022

California day

A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.

When you hand the cashier the money, you do it cool, like it was a California day.

by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022

California loser highlight reel

When a team that loses a game still does it cool.

Yea, the team lost, true, but how many teams still lose like that? They made it look awesome to lose, that's a California loser highlight reel right there (since not everything in life is about winning or outdoing).

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

California loser highlight reel

When somebody would say that was awesome after their team loses instead of "I can't watch this".

You could tell they didn't forget to have a good time even in a loss at home by watching their California loser highlight reel.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

Californian Breakfast

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.

Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow

by Carol Da Cracker January 16, 2022