Frozen Burger

A mangled and cold food stuff that can fit In someone’s coat pocket. Usually a granola bar or some snack like it.

Person 1: I didn’t want to pay 56$ for a grilled cheese at the ski resort. So I packed us two frozen burgers!

Person 2: wow I can’t wait to eat this frozen chewy peanut butter and chocolate bar I’m so hungry.

by Champ Greenwood January 1, 2024

Bean Burger

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina

"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"

by Portajew January 28, 2024

Cock burger

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.

Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024

Classic Burger

A classic burger is liiike... you know... like a classic burger but it's classic. Simple as that.

Mmmmh today I ate a really good classic burger !!!

by XxX_Caca_XxX February 19, 2024

Justin Birber

A typo for Justin Bieber

UGHHHH JUSTIN BIRBER IS SO GORGEOUSSSSSS

by thecharacterwannie February 19, 2024

safety burger

A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out

Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!

by Robbie rosé February 23, 2024

quick burger

You aaaron drunk at a house party and end up having a threesome

I was really drunk and had a Quick Burger.

by djleons March 1, 2024