Significant brother

A man married to his sibling/step-sibling.

Pam: did you hear Brittany got married? I wonder who the groom is...
Karen: oh, she married her step brother. Such a good love story, when one finds romance with their significant brother.

(Cue banjos)

by BabsCatfish August 2, 2019

Imaginary brother

The brother you never had.

Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.

Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.

Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.

Guy finds other guy:

Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.

Other guy- What the fuck?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Stable Brothers

Like Eskimo brothers but for guys who fuck the same horse girl

Matt and I both fucked the same horse girl, I guess that means we’re stable brothers now

by Ljones23 November 17, 2019

full brother

Boy or man who has the same two parents in common with someone.

My full brother is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

co-brother-in-law

The husband of one's spouse's sister.

My co-brother-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are the most amazing human beings on planet earth. They care a lot about there fans and they are back and happier than ever. So do not insult them or do anything thing mean to the or else the whole Jonas fandom will come after you.

Person 1: I love the Jonas Brothers and I can’t wait to go to there concert.

Person 2: I can’t wait either I don’t know how people could not like them.

Person 3: I hate them

Jonas fans: Go get a life we can’t even look at you

by JB fans rock October 23, 2019

Bougly brother

A group of friends who are bald, old and ugly.

Oh, look, Joe is hitting on those girls at the bar! Oh wait, he just got rejected. That is because he is a bougly brother.

by whaaaaat?? October 27, 2019