Eat Beat Sleep

The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.

Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.

by AlxNvrmnd January 4, 2024

Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR

Don't knock it till you try it.

Try "Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR" NOW

by I LOVE FRYINGPANS February 18, 2024

Beat

To have sex

So I was ‘beating’ my wife the other day...
She came back to mine but she didn’t let me ‘beat’.

by Beer Rap and Banter Podcast January 17, 2018

Beat up Declan Day

Everyday is Beat up Declan Day, it is where Declan has no freedom and is beaten up, he CANNOT fight back. This is 100% true and I didn't make this up I promis

oh boy today is Beat up Declan Day! He's not safe anywhere!

by BobTheStickman420 November 25, 2022

beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

Beat A Mullah Day

Beat A Mulla Day is a day on 1th of february in which you can beat any Mullah and the CAN NOT FIGHT BACK

hey buddy it's Beat A Mullah Day so lets go beat some ass

by Omega alpha banger male January 1, 2022

Sausage Beat down

A sausage beat down is when a group of 5 or more erect males, surround one female, and continuously smack the females face with there sausages, until a nose bleed occurs.

Bro nice sausage beat down on Miranda last night.

by Shroom square August 23, 2016